A terrorist cell takes three Americans hostage and threatens to expose a secret that will shatter America's soul.

Depressed, nodding-out Marcy turns up at titular rural joint, where she attracts the attention of butch waitress Regina, queeny proprietor Bobby...

Watch in horror as crazed fundamentalists from the future lead by evil commander, Protar Abdul Omar, kidnap Mr. and Mrs. Claus and plot to send an...

There's a bomb and QTs Dad has to stop it and I think there's some money somewhere.