Chopping Block

2016 | 82 minutes | 4.3 ★ (7)

Chopping Block
  • Overview

    CHOPPING BLOCK follows a group of corporate guys who get laid off. Desperate times call for desperate measures. They decide to kidnap their ex-boss's daughter for ransom. Things take a bloody turn, when the boss's daughter just happens to be the only survivor of a masked psychopath. A masked psychopath still out for blood. Hilarity & bloodshed ensue...

  • Release Date

    30 August 2016

  • DirectingJoshua Hull
  • Budget

    $0.00

  • Revenue

    $0.00

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05 September 2024

Recently, I sat down to watch a hilariously bad horror film that takes a comedic approach to the genre. The plot revolves around a man who gets fired from his job and decides to seek revenge on his boss by kidnapping the boss's daughter with the help of his crew. Little did they know, the boss's daughter had a run-in with a deranged female serial killer at a rave party, who now sets her sights on them once she discovers they have her captive. The killer had a bizarre voice that sounded like a mix between a pig and a Jurassic Park T-Rex, which was poorly edited and made no sense in the context of the film. Despite its low budget cinematography, the real downfall of the movie was its nonsensical and poorly written script. The attempt at making it overly comical ended up making it utterly unwatchable. It seemed like the filmmakers were aiming for extreme absurdity, but missed the mark completely. This film ranks among the worst I've ever seen, and I've seen my fair share of bad movies. It's so atrocious that I can't fathom why anyone would greenlight such a project. If you're in the mood for something mind-numbingly dumb, then this movie might be up your alley. But if you're looking for quality entertainment, steer clear of this disaster.

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