Just regular crying for me, thanks. _Cry Wilderness_ is not the absolute worst film I have ever seen, but it is one where I wonder, how is it, that any point, from inception to release, did nobody involved stand up, and actually ask, "What the fuck are we doing here?" Every 10 seconds there is a new reason to ask yourself "How was this movie allowed to happen?" _Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible._