The Patrician's Guide To Kino

2022 | 105 minutes | 0.0 ★ (0)

The Patrician's Guide To Kino
  • Overview

    Filmmaker Adrian Beqiri was gearing up to make his magnum opus experimental film 'Adventures Of A Posthuman Through Time And Space' but now the pandemic has made him rethink his process. He decides he's tired of making zero budget productions like his first film 'Moon Men' and creates a Pay-Per-View series of videos teaching plebeians how to become true patricians when watching cinema. Adrian is no more, he goes by a new name now; The Kino Kowboy. Kino's schemes don't exactly go to plan and he's forced to come up with new schemes to make money.

  • Release Date

    09 July 2022

  • DirectingAdrian Beqiri
  • Budget

    $600.00

  • Revenue

    $0.00

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